Chocolate coated candy bracelet

When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.

Step mom: Want a Chocolate coated candy bracelet?

by Hongie Dongie June 16, 2021

Buffalo candy

The crust that lies within the top of one's buttcrack and butthole.

“Idk bro... her Buffalo candy just tasted a bit off last night.”

by LilJosephinetheillest May 13, 2021

Candied Her Yams

When you put your special glaze on her booty after doggystyle

Guy 1: I candied her yams the same night I met her
Guy 2: Damn you wild n*gga

by vega the one May 19, 2021

candi

Candy that is designed for a female market.

Hey, don't hog all the candi Brenda!

by karlkarl May 31, 2021

eye candy

aiza, just aiza <3

look at this girl, that's what I call eye candy

by iamnobody130409 August 27, 2024

candy corn

the white, yellow, and orange candy that resembles what its named after. the relationship with it is divided for some reason.

person a: I FUCKING LOVE CANDY CORN
person b: I FUCKING HATE CANDY CORN
mr. corn: I will devour you all, hohohoho!

by elsqued November 1, 2024

Abysmal Hard Candy

The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.

Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal

by theelitephayze69420 December 6, 2024