HEY! You subscribed to David! That is priceless! Do I not have a profound taste in entertainment? He's good, right?
Hym "Hilarious! He's an anti-China guy too. I can see it now: David and Candy, ultimate collaboration! That'd be cool. Too soon to pivot to China stuff so you'd have to wait until it's thematic or relevant but it's a good thing to have in your back pocket."
by Hym Iam July 15, 2024
Get the Candymug. by Shomlomdooblie April 3, 2023
Get the Hard Candymug. Mountain made of candy which is climbed by the small mythical creature which preys on African whores.
by Oxfordicktionary November 4, 2021
Get the Candy mountainmug. Candy's the type of girl you want to spend your life with. She will be there by your side no matter what. Candy is one of the best girls you will ever meet she is the only one that will stay by your side. Candy has lots of friends she is loyal to a lot of people she is only there for one. If you need help from Candy she will always be there no matter what.
Guy 1: Hey who's that girl over there
Guy 2:Oh that's candy she is super cool
Guy 3:Yeah I noticed she helps a lot of her friends
Guy 2:She is super too fun to hang out with
Guy 1: I want to meet her
Guy 2:Oh that's candy she is super cool
Guy 3:Yeah I noticed she helps a lot of her friends
Guy 2:She is super too fun to hang out with
Guy 1: I want to meet her
by Candy o November 21, 2021
Get the Candymug. A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021
Get the john candymug. by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019
Get the Candy cane shankmug. the white, yellow, and orange candy that resembles what its named after. the relationship with it is divided for some reason.
person a: I FUCKING LOVE CANDY CORN
person b: I FUCKING HATE CANDY CORN
mr. corn: I will devour you all, hohohoho!
person b: I FUCKING HATE CANDY CORN
mr. corn: I will devour you all, hohohoho!
by elsqued November 1, 2024
Get the candy cornmug.