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pirate headache

A headache that takes place only behind one eye.
I've got a pirate headache behind me eye. Arrrrgh.
by Ultimatepacker April 28, 2017
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Pirate

Oh! That's a good deal! I might have to do that Friday...
Hym "Isom #2 is out now but (if you're reading this) YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THAT! I told you to go over there already! Did I not tell you to go over there already!? There's also a special promotion for Isom #1 (promo code PIRATE) so if you're like me and are a dumptser person with 0 dollars who still hasn't read it, you can get Isom #1 for 12 DOLLARS That's like 66% OFF THE ORIGINAL PRICE! I shouldn't even have to tell you this! Go!"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
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pirate ship

A house or apartment inhabited by mostly men; like a frathouse or a trap house
Girl 1: How was your date last night? Did he take you home?
Girl 2: Ugh, yeah but he lives on a total pirate ship...
by Fluffbutt May 12, 2018
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ass pirate

by randommmmmmmmmmmmm October 25, 2009
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wallet pirate

Ex - wife runs away with kids and kids doctor, but comes out from under rock 20 years later to steal 220 thousand dollars of retirement.
Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
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I was ambushed by the notorious WALLET PIRATE.
by chipbully November 2, 2014
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Road Pirate

A road pirate is someone who buys and daily drives an ex police vehicle and purposefully makes the vehicle look as close to a active duty police vehicle as possible to scare people on the road.
I thought there was a cop behind me about to pull me over, but it was just a Road Pirate.
by MoxieSoda_ February 10, 2023
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Angry pirate

Angry pirate occurs when a man shoots his sexual fluids into the bitches eye thus making her blind in one eye, it is followed up by a swift kick to her shin so she gobbles like a pirate with an eye patch
" The dumb bitch wouldn't swallow so I gave her the ol' angry pirate
by Harold Anus September 30, 2023
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