by Ultimatepacker April 28, 2017
Get the pirate headache mug.Hym "Isom #2 is out now but (if you're reading this) YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THAT! I told you to go over there already! Did I not tell you to go over there already!? There's also a special promotion for Isom #1 (promo code PIRATE) so if you're like me and are a dumptser person with 0 dollars who still hasn't read it, you can get Isom #1 for 12 DOLLARS That's like 66% OFF THE ORIGINAL PRICE! I shouldn't even have to tell you this! Go!"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
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Girl 2: Ugh, yeah but he lives on a total pirate ship...
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by Fluffbutt May 12, 2018
Get the pirate ship mug.by randommmmmmmmmmmmm October 25, 2009
Get the ass pirate mug.Ex - wife runs away with kids and kids doctor, but comes out from under rock 20 years later to steal 220 thousand dollars of retirement.
Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
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Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
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by chipbully November 2, 2014
Get the wallet pirate mug.A road pirate is someone who buys and daily drives an ex police vehicle and purposefully makes the vehicle look as close to a active duty police vehicle as possible to scare people on the road.
by MoxieSoda_ February 10, 2023
Get the Road Pirate mug.Angry pirate occurs when a man shoots his sexual fluids into the bitches eye thus making her blind in one eye, it is followed up by a swift kick to her shin so she gobbles like a pirate with an eye patch
by Harold Anus September 30, 2023
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