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NO ASS WASH APRIL

A social media challenge movement originating on Reddit with aims to contribute to environmental efforts such as Save The Turtles and others as well as to preserve the toilet paper supply during the Coronavirus pandemic. Participators are expected to complete these aims by avoiding using water or toilet paper to clean their ass. The logic behind the movement is that if many people stop using toilet paper during the pandemic, the demand will go down and the supply will be able to recover and sustain people throughout the pandemic after the month of April. The decreased water demands will also reduce energy usage worldwide and reduce the amount of fossil fuel emissions when added to the existing effect of less cars on the road.
No Ass Wash April is like No Nut November but ......... worse
by shutupslover April 19, 2020
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Schrödinger's April Fool

When you ask your crush out on first of April, and decide whether it was a prank or not according to their reply.
David: Bro, I asked my crush out yesterday!
Anthony : did she say yes?
David : nah, she said no but I used the Schrödinger's April Fool.
by coward69 April 9, 2021
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April 1st, 2020

That 50 hour period when you can't trust anyone online.
A common conversation on April 1st, 2020:
Friend 1: Check out this article! Quarantine is over!
Friend 2: Really? We can finally see each other in person :)
Friend 1: April Fools!
by Kaichael April 1, 2020
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april 22nd

april 22nd is ladejah birthday is a bad-ass bitch who glows up before her birthday and look smexy the day of her birthday she is a girl who loves to hang out with her friends and loves to do fun things. she has a boyfriend so dont trip over how fine she is she is taken and loves her man she is a girl who didn't have her father in her life for her whole life and she didn't have no go role model as a mother.but she love her family friends and boyfriend and she will kill fro them PERIODTTTT!!!!!
That bad ass bitch ladejah birthday is april 22nd
by iphone8+ April 15, 2019
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April 19

The worst people’s birthdays. If your birthday is on this day you suck.
My birthday is on April 19th.
Oh you probably suck.
by ihatepeoplebornonapril19 April 19, 2022
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April 23, 1635

Teacher: Now class what happen on April 23, 1635?
Kids: Satan's house was created
Teacher: GTFO
by Lizzuknow October 28, 2020
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April 24th Day

it’s stay away from men day! (Not all just a lot of em) stay inside!
-hey you coming out with us?
-nope it’s April 24th Day gotta stay in
by misshalodew April 20, 2021
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