Andrew

Andrew - a lacrosse playing fuck, who enjoys mediocre spaghetti and shit sitcoms such and friends, Frazier, and Seinfeld.

Hey who took an Andrew in the employee bathroom.

by T-rex37 June 9, 2021

andrews wife

A stupid whore who gets fucked by multiple men daily

john: hey bob, did you end up fucking andrews wife last night
bob: yeah, me and 5 other guys

by TheSaltyCrab April 9, 2020

Andrew

The largest bone in the world

Andrew is a man with a big bone in his leg and crotch area in his pants

by Ya boi 263 October 13, 2022

Andrew

andrew is usually very short, and plays some type of rhythm games. They also have a crippling addiction to coffee and definitely doesn’t sleep. They can somehow cook without dying and wear black framed glasses. Can animate and draw very well, but only on digital. They also are madly in love and simp for a girl named anne, who is a kind furry. They also have a crush on the seductive bunny on looney tunes.

andrew: hi
me: your short.
andrew: *sad andrew noises*

by totallynotyourstepsister November 14, 2020

andrew

a Subby bottom that you cannot get attached to becayse he WILL leave ❤️🤲🏼✨

wow he left again! what an andrew

by lolimgayihateithere June 30, 2020

andrew

the biggest simp you will ever meet. he tries to act like he isn’t one, but he is. he will try to make you happy even on your worse days. he is a person that is easy to trust and give your all to. he will give his whole heart to one girl if he thinks it will last. he is VERY attractive. he is especially great with knowing how to turn on a girl. most importantly he is the best guy to fall in love with.

me: who is that?
annas: that’s andrew, he will rock your worlf.

by anonymous July 6, 2022

Andrew

A know-it-all guy that wears khakis and grey tops. Very sassy when he does not get his breakfast.

Julie: Hey there Jamie, you are more irritating than usual. You are being such an Andrew. Maybe you should get some breakfast and chill the f**** out.
Jamie: Sorry Julie for being such an Andrew. I am on my man period.

by forshizzlenizzle February 20, 2018