by Frannie&edgar March 06, 2014
When you pin a female up against your wardrobe and subsequently snap your banjo in two, forcing the female to retreat to your hairless older brother.
"Hey Geoff! Why are you in pain?"
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."
by Jack Willa October 21, 2020
a willis monke is a mega hot dude who pulls all women, men, and objects. Has huge cock. Is a white and loves women and is not gay. All women want him and always want his snap. Women surround him.
by WILLIS MONKEYYYYYY June 10, 2022
Like a wet willy except instead of putting your pinky finger in your mouth you put it up your asshole and then stick it into someone’s ear
by CeCeLutt March 03, 2024
When you give a girl a wet willy but instead of using your finger and saliva. You stick your cummed up dick in her ear.
by Camden Scott April 22, 2025
Painful and infrequently-used climbing move, the level of difficulty of which is only surpassed by the admiration received upon retelling in public house at end of day.
"I was holding a sandwich in one hand, and an eagle bit off my other arm. I had no choice but to do a willy jam."
by Scribe January 14, 2004
When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.
by Phil Spritzer November 19, 2015