afro waffle

When a vagina is so hairy, it's style looks like a massive afro.

Hey mom the 70's called, they want their afro waffle back

by TheBaconSizzle January 12, 2017

Waffle Stomper

When you stomp poop down the shower drain

Hey Waffle Stomper you left some poop

by Summe.galaxy.231 October 16, 2020

The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.

1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”

by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024

Baddie Waffle

A phrase similar to saying someone is “cute” or “good-looking,” often used to say a person looks nice

Hey, you look like a baddie waffle today!

by panda123meowkittymeow January 22, 2025

waffle-flesh

When a person has so much cellulite, it resembles a waffle.

Fat Jane's leggings were so tight, you could see her waffle-flesh.

by Skinny Jim April 12, 2011

Waffle-job

Someone who's only job in life is to waffle

Jake - Were you listening to Alex go on and on yesterday?
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.

by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020

waffle

(waffled )Verb- To have misfortune of getting messy

AW dude i waffled on mai Self..
..gET Away your sick

by CRXguySoFly September 27, 2003