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What makes expecting retirement unreasonable? How is giving A LITERAL FUCKING RETARD hundreds of billion dollars to shoot cars into space and fuck actresses more important than ensuring that people do have to endure fruitless pointless labor? And YOU likely ARE going to be able to retire as one of the special chosen magical people. And if you can retire today, you DON'T have a job. You have a hobby.
Hym "Wasn't it just 7 years ago you were talking about social security being gone as though it was a recent thing? We kind of glossed over that one a little bit didn't we? That it wasn't unreasonable to expect some kind of retirement and collect some benefits? And how does it being relatively better than the past justify YOU in doing a thing I won't be able to do? Special magical people again? And as far as 'Having lords' you can murder lords pretty easy. Historically people have been murdering the shit out of lords. SOMETIMES for being made to work indefinitely! And biblically people have ALSO been murdering lords. They murdered the ULTIMATE lord at the behest of a DIFFERENT LORD. On an unrelated note, we're not an entirely 'lord-less' society. Sure, working, needs to be done for things to get done but SOME PEOPLE radically over paid for NOT REAL WORK. The lord murdering was easier..."
by Hym Iam September 3, 2023
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to work faster

This words words is so self explanatory it doesn't require an explanation
by theodor66 January 14, 2017
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Working class

People who work in jobs that require less skill than a professor for example. Basically someone who lands up working in menial jobs and earn little money for it.
If the tories increase taxes in the UK, then the working class is fucked because how are they going to be able to pay taxes when electric and gas bills have already doubled.
by UltimateDoge May 4, 2022
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working the biscuit

Thrusting ur hips side to side to the point when ur friends or colleagues notice....n commend you for properly working your biscuit
Yo that girl on the dance floor space sure is working the biscuit!
by Shan.n.bob October 9, 2016
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Working the deli

When a guy beats off on webcam for a woman
Oh, Keegan’s working the deli for savanna right now!
by Hllwnn October 22, 2019
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working out

a thing that people say helps lose weight but does you no good what so ever
dave:u need to lose weight

clay: you should workout to lose all that weight

sage: working out does not help lose weight dumass
by kai_love October 14, 2021
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why does a banana battery work

The banana battery works because of kinetic energy and static electricity
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family
human one: i just why does a banana battery work my family

human steve: damn bro thats sick

jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.
by corgi lover1234 January 9, 2025
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