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West Virginia Hand Puppet 

When you fuck a girl in the ass. Then she reaches into her own vagina, and strokes your dick with the skin in between her asshole and vagina. (Imagine what your fingers look like inside a hand puppet and you'll get it)
That hooker I butt pounded last night threw me off guard when she gave me my second WEST VIRGINIA HAND PUPPET ever.

fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

i was killing this innocent civilian child the other day when it hit me- fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

virginia 

Virginia is young beautiful and smart. she also is very mature for her age. Virginia is loving and caring and she has the most amazing body that anyone would ask for. She's a very loyal and will be there for her friends whenever they're in need. Virginia is usually brown haired with brown eyes and amazing lips. She will not allow anybody to mess with her friends.
Virginia is worth gold.
virginia by vamb April 23, 2020

Vigintillionaire 

one whose wealth is estimated at a vigintillion or vigintillions (as of dollars)
man, riches coming from everywhere and nobody knows from whom, it must be vigintillionaire

virginia creeper 

The timeless act of slipping your penis into a girl's ass after putting in her vagina, but without asking.
I cannot believe Brandon performed a virginia creeper on Julie. She was so pissed cuz that shit is gross.
virginia creeper by Bushfan June 17, 2006

West Virginia University 

noun: The place where before football games a cop hands you a cup for beer, and says "Enjoy the game", where it is becoming acceptable to burn couches and drink with professors. The place where everyone is 21 no matter what your REAL ID says. Occassionally attend class, and when you do you are still hungover or drunk. Sadly where you have to depend on a crappy transportation system, the PRT which is guarnteed to make you late for class. And no matter where you go its uphill BOTH ways.
West Virginia University: Where Greatness is learned and Couches are burned