uncle chalk

this big fat gay emeril lovin', too fat a head to be lookin' at one gay compaq monitor, ex rockstar, now directin' no one, half mil house buyin', pirate wantin' to be, orange mullet trimmin', gay broke ass lezburu drivin' beeyotch who wants my balls in his mouth!

JoE: You---have you seen uncle chalk?

daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!

JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!

by cdubs November 7, 2004

Your Uncle Gus

A 'your mom' insult against a European.

<Klondyke> Fuckle your uncle Gus, italian pizza boy!
<Italy> Who?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

Uncles

William is the best Uncle in the world, that's a fact! Google it!

Williams are the best Uncles in the world, Google it!

by William-The-Best-Uncle! January 1, 2021

Fuck your uncle day

You can fuck you hot and sexy ass uncle ;) have fun y’all

I wanna fuck my uncle :there’s a fuck your uncle day

by Xpr3ty_lissyX January 1, 2021

Uncle

A fucking pedo

Oh look theres my uncle y is he outside the school i thought he wasnt allowed 300 meters away from the school

by A dead shitter January 5, 2021

Uncle Boogaloo’s Sleepover

The uncle boogalo sleepover move is meant to be one of the most intricate sex move ever to be created. First you have to gather 2 short guys and 2 tall guys, then you have the short guys jack off into a plastic pail while the 2 tall guys 69 each other in another corner across from them, then at exactly 11:00 am they all have to get in a 1932 Stout Scarab and drive to a sperm bank in which they'll go behind and fuck each other however they want without getting caught. But at 11:40 am they have to get back in their Stout Scarab and drive to a IHOP and every single one of them have to get the world famous Choclate Choclate Chip pancakes with a side of Sirloin Steak Tips and Mountain Dew. Finally go home and take that pail and dump it on all of yourselves

Friend 1: So what did you guys do over summer
Friend 2: We planned out how we would do the greatest sex move of all time
Friend 1: And what's that?
Friend 2: Uncle Boogaloo’s Sleepover
Friend 1: oh that's great, did you do it perfectly
Friend 2: yes and I'm fucking proud of it

by BigPeePeePooPoo January 6, 2021

Basement Uncle

A Basement Uncle is a elderly individual in Hindu families he usally resides in the basement with a hat resting upon his head pacing back and fourth, mainly responds to Roti and Chai.

Oye!, Raju who is the dude in your basement

That's my Basement Uncle he is like Hindu Security and also watches the Kids.

by TheOntarioHindu January 16, 2021