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turtle market

When there's no excitement in the news and retail investors aren't buying the dips when they should be. When bitcoin is in a slow moving trend while in the middle of a bull or bear market.
Everyone is just so bored with the news right now, Bitcoin is in a turtle market..
by DJ Jazzy Jim September 21, 2021
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turtle puking

Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.
Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club
by Crisper72 April 4, 2019
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Turtling

When Meghan Markle tries to hide how horrible her personality is by pretending it’s everyone else around her and she’s so likeable
I shoved an old lady and I started Turtling to avoid the repercussions
by QCerone December 9, 2022
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turtle-head

Turtle-Head is when you are holding in a turd for so long you can feel the poop poking out of your butt like how a turtle pokes its head of of its shell.
"oh no" john said to himself during the meeting, "I can feel the turtle-head!"
by Keanu CHEESE July 18, 2020
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Turtle Sandwhich

It is the process of 3 or more turtles mating at the same time. So pretty much a turtle orgy.
"Look at all of those turtles stacked on top of each other, they look like a Turtle Sandwhich and sound like one in the making. Ew."
by Mitkish September 12, 2014
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Turtle day

A day when after every word you say you have to say turtle.
How's your day going "turtle". Oh it's going great "turtle". Why are we saying turtle. Because it's Turtle day
by Turtle kween hehe April 12, 2019
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Bury the turtle

The act of going balls deep (vaginally, anally, and or orally) in anyone (thing) with an erect penis
by Sterling Koch June 8, 2022
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