When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
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Fredrick is such a fucking Turkey licker he's always begging Becky to sit on his face after she rinses him for crying out loud buddies a write off
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Turkey, a term popularized by the Simpson's episode, "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder", that means to roll a perfect game in bowling.
Turkey, a term popularized by the Simpson's episode, "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder", that means to roll a perfect game in bowling.
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