Sausage fingers

A term used to describe someone with fingers that are the size of sausages
Man 1: have you seen carter he has sausage fingers
Man 2: yeah his fingers hella fat
by Carter got hella money January 18, 2022
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Sausage Fingers

Matt Castro a.k.a. MagikarpUsedFly: I have sausage fingers
YouTube: Monitize?
by fancyarchduke December 25, 2019
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Sausage Blanky

When the man removes the cooked minced meat from a hot sausage roll replacing it with his penis and covers it with ketchup before getting oral sex by his partner.
After dinner the mans gf/wife asked for seconds so he offered her a hot “sausage blanky
by Gandu D March 18, 2019
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sacred sausage

Sacred Sausgae : A name for your man's penis that you feel is special to you .
*Recives a dick pic*

Friend: Can I see that picture?
You: No this is my Sacred Sausage !!
by Sacred Meats September 03, 2021
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Sausage Gobbler

when a person can not resist and uncontrollably forces copious amounts of sausage into their orfice resulting in an audible sound reminiscent of a turkey.
latin: Pultem Gobbler
example 1: Tim loved sausage so much, he gagged himself during consumption.Tim was a Sausage Gobbler

example 2: Tim made uncomfortable noises when receiving sausage, tim was popular at sausage festivals and meat markets. Tim a Showboating Sausage Gobbler.
by BOWMANKINDKIND May 11, 2024
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Glazed sausage

When you’re penis gets covered in it’s own cum while jerking off
“Bro, yesterday my brother caught me with a glazed sausage.”
by 02022020 March 06, 2022
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Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink
Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw
by solarB August 23, 2022
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