Sausage Poison

A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.

Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.

by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023

Hand shake sausage

The man part between thy legs

No I don’t want you hand shake sausage

by Bones712 December 10, 2022

tart and sausage

what the british call period sex

“hey bro! is it her time of the month yet?” “yeah bro, i’m going for the tart and sausage tonight”

by myemm December 10, 2022

christmas sausage

A sausage received on Christmas Eve or Christmas day.

That Christmas sausage could last for several days.

by HillshireFarms November 23, 2018

Spare Sausage?

A foreign language used by gay autistic kids to ask for some food.

Autistic Kid: "Oh my! Spare Sausage? May I have some?"
Other Autistic Kid: "Of course, take some sause too.

by Crilbus November 24, 2018

Sausage

Why are you looking up this fucking word. What the hell is wrong with you, you uncultured swine.

"EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING; EGGS, BACON, GRITS. SAUSAGE! I'M A WHITE GIRL AND I STILL TAKE SAUSAGE!"

by Dat Waii November 25, 2018

gentlemen sausage

A man's dick

I want you to taste my gentlemen sausage.

by Shanuatwork October 17, 2018