fat biscuit

CUuuuuuNNNNNNTTTTTT....nuff said

Chris is a total fat biscuit

by big dick bread January 30, 2017

Pr biscuit

a slang term for the perscription drug percocet. used when one desires to be discret about ones drug habits

"hey man do you know where I can score a Pr biscuit?"

by rusty t shacklerford October 26, 2008

Brisket Biscuit

A piece of shit between two pieces of white bread (semen and piss toppings optional)

I got Justin zooted last night and fed him a brisket biscuit.

by Anal_Seahorse February 17, 2020

Primal Biscuit

1. A large fecal deposit that looks like it was produced by a dinosaur.

2. Scat made by a dinosaur.

1. „Wow dude, That’s a huge primal biscuit!“

2.“Here is a primal biscuit produced by a T-rex.“

by chicken_terminator June 24, 2022

murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018

cunt biscuit

A fat flaky dry vagina

Your face looks like a real cunt biscuit!

by highrollerjo March 17, 2017

Fumbling the biscuit

To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally

Netflix won't exist in 3033 they're really fumbling the biscuit

by Dman January 9, 2023