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Bronkhorstspruit gun barrel

(This is most effective when you have been holding in a piss) When you purchase a sounding rod off of amazon, preferably a cheap and stainless steel rod. grab the rod and a consenting 3rd party and shove the rod up their ass and twist it to collect shit in the ridges of the rod. Once a moderate amount of shit has been collected on the rod, proceed to insert said rod into your erect penis and start masturbating. Try to edge for about half an hour until your penis starts to swell up and start to burn. Once you feel that you have reached this milestone, stop edging and let your penis go soft. Once its soft, start to piss. Since you have a rod up there, most of the piss will remain in your shaft. Now, continue to masturbate until you ejaculate. Now, as soon as you ejaculate you have to quickly remove the rod, this will cause a volatile load comprised of shit, piss, puss and cum to be blasted onto your partners face
Yo! Me and stacy got bored so we hit the bronkhorstspruit gun barrel! She such a freak
by dig bick123 August 18, 2024
mugGet the Bronkhorstspruit gun barrelmug.

Big Guns

Ripping Skaters. Also, the shit i'm gonna shoot you with if you keep shit talking Jake.
by ThePhelper May 9, 2019
mugGet the Big Gunsmug.

gun shake

When two lads greet eachother by shaking eachothers bicep.
James set Jake a gun shake when he saw him at the weekend.

'Oi neek....Set me a gun shake'
by Edkins December 19, 2007
mugGet the gun shakemug.

Gabby Gun

by SimDevoSlipknot January 15, 2017
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Purple Gun

Also known as the "Streamliner", shoots a shit ton of bullets at a high rate only doing 6 damage per bullet. This one is reloadable, including Green Gun.
Mason Troy adams! (shoots camera with streamliner) MASON!!!! (keeps shooting camera with Purple Gun)
by PocketPallie April 9, 2022
mugGet the Purple Gunmug.

Mississippi blow gun

Placing pez in your pee hole before you nut inside an orifice
Bend over, looks like you need a Mississippi blow gun!
by Dingis232 May 3, 2023
mugGet the Mississippi blow gunmug.

Stun Gun

a large human with broad shoulders and very ugly. interaction with this human may end up in pain.
'chris is a damn stun gun tonight'
by johnoboy May 14, 2008
mugGet the Stun Gunmug.

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