An outgoing super funny guy who loves to be outdoors and does anything that is fun. Other words he is the shit. Try to meet him because he makes any situation a fun one or a fun one into a more fun one.
Taylor Birkeland is the Shit
by Gungshow69 August 14, 2010

The Queen of Rock'n'Roll. Front woman of the amazing band The Pretty Reckless. Her voice is strong, unique and Rock'n'Roll all the way. A truly beautiful woman with a bright and vibrant soul. She's kind, sweet, funny, easy-going and simply the Best. One of the best things to ever happen to Rock.
by Van.lippert August 10, 2024

An annoying bitch who thinks she's so cool and does not deserve a Grammy for Midnights.
Lana Del Ray is better
Lana Del Ray is better
by beanstalkbecker February 7, 2024

Tayloring is to read someones text and deliberately ignore them. This is possibly the most annoying thing anyone could do. Everyone has been the taylorer, and everyone has been the tayloree, but that does not make this okay. Someday someone will slap you if you are a taylor.
Person 1: I"m Tayloring him right now
Person 2: Dude, no one likes a Taylor.
Person 1: But he taylored me all of last week!
Person 2: okay then, he deserves it, Taylor away.
Person 2: Dude, no one likes a Taylor.
Person 1: But he taylored me all of last week!
Person 2: okay then, he deserves it, Taylor away.
by asshat2.0 October 13, 2015

Michael Taylor is the best human you could ever ask for when playing the hit game Call of Duty: Black Ops. This player on the Xbox is the greatest random you could ask for when trying to hit COD trickshots. Michael likes to hold angles in Search and Destroy for as long as possible, these angles include D3 and E3 on the WMD map, aswell as D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map. Trickshotters love Michael Taylor so much because he happens to hold the perfect areas where the trickshotters are able to go for their trickshots at a good distance and have enough air time to execute their combos properly. Michael Taylor is also a very simple man and all he desires is an L96A1. If you happen to encounter Michael Talor in a Black Ops lobby make sure to drop him an L96A1 and give him some words of encouragement to stay in the lobby. Even when Michael Taylor is not in the lobby his spirit can still be found among other players. If these other randoms end up holding a Michael Taylor angle such as D3 and E3 on the WMD map, and D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map make sure to shoutout to your teammates that “he’s holding a Michael Taylor angle!”
Guy 1: “Bro this random is holding a perfect angle for our trickshots!”
Guy 2: “Oh that’s just the local random Michael holding his infamous Michael Taylor angle, don’t disturb him.”
Guy 2: “Oh that’s just the local random Michael holding his infamous Michael Taylor angle, don’t disturb him.”
by MoniNac July 9, 2024

by Baggas22 April 15, 2024

They often smell... ALOT. they never seem to stop yapping. her breath always smells. she loves sitting and annoying people never allowing you to have peace and quiet.
ew look its Taylor
by livelovinglaughing123 March 6, 2025
