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Scotty J

A creepy man usually wearing a sports cap for a team he doesn’t go for, likes getting teenage girls pregnant
Oh look there’s a scotty J, RUN
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scottish carpentry

The term is not used to describe the quality of Scottish Carpenters (who are craftsmen/women and do great work!)

The term is used to describe the linear rage within the Scottish soul - A progressive reaction to a progressive in-justice that has no real cause - A 'slow-burn' explosion. This is best described through the medium of poetry:

Scottish Carpentry

Owit, Aya, Mammy Daddy!
A hit ma thumb wi' a hammer
An’ that wis fuckin' sore

Christ all-bloody mighty!
Noo a’ve fuckin’ drapped it
It's fell on ma fuckin' toe

Cuntin' fuckin' bastardin' hammer!
The blood's goin' in ma eye

A loast the plot, heedered the nail
Everything must die!!

Aaaaaaah fuckin' hate wid!
I suffer from Scottish Carpentry and now I hate wood! (In this example, 'wood' can be substituted for any other noun or verb.)
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scotty_sketches

A dumb 13 year old girl who is obsessed with a game called A Hat In Time, and often makes jokes relating to said video game.

They want to make a game, be a youtuber, be friends with a lot of other youtubers, and has a sibling. The sibling is never going to be named. Screw you.

Has some friends somehow, and has most-likely already ruined their chance and getting into DnD.
"Wow, Scotty_Sketches won't shut up about that one game."

"I know right? How annoying"
by Scotty_Sketches October 23, 2020
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scotty_sketches

A dumb 13 year old girl who is obsessed with a game called A Hat In Time, and often makes jokes relating to said video game.

They want to make a game, be a youtuber, be friends with a lot of other youtubers, and has a sibling. The sibling is never going to be named. Screw you.

Has some friends somehow, and has most-likely already ruined their chance and getting into DnD.
"Why won't Scotty_Sketches shut up about that stupid game?"

"I know right? How annoying."
by Scotty_Sketches October 23, 2020
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Scott

Scotts are sweet and strong and their hugs feel like coming home. They have eyebrows and eyelashes that you’d be jealous of and a delicious booty. Happy 21st cutie, when I say I love you I don't do it out of habit. I say it to remind you that you are the best thing that has ever happened to me.
“Scott” akathe love of my life
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Scott

scotts are sweet, sensitive, strong and their hugs feel like home. They have eyebrows and lashes you’d be jealous of and a delicious booty. Scotts are skilled in the kitchen and even better in the bedroom.
“scott” can be used interchangeably with “the love of my life
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Scott Wright

Scott Wright is an angry short deep voiced Asian man with big dreams about his future. He often shows traits of dementia. He is in crippling debt with 6 children to feed, Instead of finding food and earning money for his family he prefers to play rainbow six siege
Man I Love Scott Wright he is so Asian and muscular
by ScottWrightFan32 November 9, 2020
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