Shrinkled

Shrunken and wrinkled

“Gee, that guy is shrinkled.”
“Yep. He is old shrivelled, wrinkled and shrunken.”

by Vee Mac May 24, 2025

Stink balloon

Hemorrhoid protruding from anus

Hey Robert, can you check my stink balloon?

by Allstartsinparks May 28, 2025

Skrinkley

It's like the word for that feeling when something is so ugly you fucking love it and just wanna squieesh it like those fucked up cat photos

"That thing is so fucking skrinkley I love it"

by Evil Mark Zuckerberg May 31, 2025

Sprinks

When it’s sprinkling just a bit of rain. Common to the afternoon rains in Florida.

Dude we got some sprinks going on.

Man those sprinks ruined my bbq.

by LaTort June 4, 2025

Stink sync

When two individuals position themselves bum-to-bum and simultaneously release farts, creating a mutual gaseous exchange. Often performed as a bizarre bonding ritual.

“After a long night of chilli, beans and poor decisions, they executed a perfect stink sync — cheek-to-cheek”

by CrudeCreations June 12, 2025

shrink fu

A portmanteau of “shrink” and “Kung fu”, describing the work of shrinks (slang for psychiatrists, psychologists, therapists) as a type of coordinated practice that requires patience, time and energy like the Chinese martial art, Kung fu.

Katelynn: What is shrink fu??? I can’t even find that word on google

Shrink: <link> it’s the fu that I do

Katelynn: That’s so meta

by doctordingdong July 12, 2025

Stink Pipe

A less-than-flattering, yet oddly accurate, term for the human anus. It's the exhaust vent for your body's internal combustion engine, often leaving a tell-tale odour in its wake.

"Dude, that burrito I had for lunch is putting my stink pipe to the test right now."

"After that dodgy street food, I knew my stink pipe was going to be working overtime tonight."

by MrChaotic July 14, 2025