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Piss Jynx

When one person announces they have to take a piss and then makes someone else want to take a piss as well.
Person 1: Man I gotta piss

Person 2: ...shit now I gotta piss..

Person 3: You got piss jynxed!
by YourDemonic April 10, 2023
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Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot, it opens a portal to the shadow realm and is never to be seen again, there is only one known survivor of the shadow realm the legendary sorcerer Fetel.
Wow there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world
by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 17, 2023
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turtle piss

the last drink of your beer that turns too warm to drink that you pour out
Dude I had to drink turtle piss because I didn’t want to look like a bitch not finishing my beer
by South central Prodigy May 24, 2018
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Shark Piss

Big bottle of 20% hard shit that will get u shitfaced like a motha fucka
Eliot goes man down off the shark piss slam
by Mshawhfx February 27, 2019
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Piss Pocketing

pissing in a woman's vagina, sexually, or for some other fucking reason, may be used as a noun too: (piss pocket).
"Oh yeah that's some GOOD piss pocketing."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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Piss marbles

This is a term for someone who has a dick so short he pisses all over his testacles whilst urinating.
He has the shortest dick I've ever seen, so short his piss marbles leave stains in his tighty whiteys!
by Lost Reality January 14, 2017
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Russian Piss

when you accidentally drink vodka instead of water
dude the other night I accidentally Russian pissed- i was DD
by Z412 July 14, 2019
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