Siamese piss

When you forget to clean the residual semen off the tip of your dick and it dries. After it has dried and you urinate the pee goes in two opposite, unpredictable, directions.

" Dude, I just went to the bathroom and took a Siamese piss on the guys shoes next to me"

by Mfmt11 May 8, 2016

work piss

When in a social situation with work colleagues, the period of time at the start of the night when the conversation always turns to work. Before everyone has a few drinks and actually starts to have fun.

We spent the first hour emptying the bladder of work piss.

by T-Bone78 January 19, 2013

Piss drink

A Starbucks secret menu item

I ordered the piss drink... yum!

by Nicky Nicholes February 23, 2021

Piss Kitten

Generally, a Discord Kitten with or is subject to a piss kink. It may just refer to someone else or them being a “kitten”.

Hey piss kitten, it’s my daily pleasure time :)!

I’m a piss kitten, so I like watching you in agony >:)!

by Dadilongkok October 5, 2021

Charged Piss

After holding it in , a piss that shoots out like a water jet

Tom : Yo you good over there the water there is splashing

Rick : yeah I’m fine I just took a charged piss I haven’t went all day

by AnthraxBat22 February 8, 2021

Shark Piss

Big bottle of 20% hard shit that will get u shitfaced like a motha fucka

Eliot goes man down off the shark piss slam

by Mshawhfx February 27, 2019

piss and punk

Marine Corps jargon for bread and water -- food and drink served in the Brig.

That screw-up is getting piss and punk in the brig.

by barber of seville June 24, 2018