Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!
by sneaky1 April 04, 2009
It's a phone that is completely set up for porn activities. It has sorted bookmarks on various web sites usually e621 also got weird wallpapers with furry porn n cloud access to dozens folders with any kind of stuff yk
by Hellsercon March 29, 2025
When two best friends get drunk alone in two different parts of the world and have drunk conversations.
Kia: I need a drink or two and I have no one to get drunk with except alcoholic uncle.. Wanna get phone drunk with me?
Lyra: Hell yea!
Lyra: Hell yea!
by Tahun June 24, 2011
A. When someone uses your phone and it dies while you were trying to conserve your battery
B.When someone insults you over text
B.When someone insults you over text
A. You just committed phone murder when you stole my phone and the battery died!
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night
by queenstephy88 June 15, 2017
by kissmethruthephone6789998212 June 10, 2014
That's teacher/professor, who's always trying to catch you on your phone to either:
-Embarass you
-relieve you of your phone
-to hack and get on your SnapChat story
These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.
Phone hawks will burn in hell.
-Embarass you
-relieve you of your phone
-to hack and get on your SnapChat story
These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.
Phone hawks will burn in hell.
"Mr. Johns is such a Phone Hawk bro, I can't even text my mom!"
"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"
"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"
by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016
Phone Wreck - When the act of doing something while talking, texting, or otherwise using ones phone causes the person to be involved in some form of incident causing or not causing injury.
I was walking through the mall the other day on my phone, and I had a phone wreck over a bench.
I feel like such a dumbass.
I feel like such a dumbass.
by WisdomMan420 June 27, 2015