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Charged Piss

After holding it in , a piss that shoots out like a water jet
Tom : Yo you good over there the water there is splashing

Rick : yeah I’m fine I just took a charged piss I haven’t went all day
by AnthraxBat22 February 8, 2021
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Hiney Piss

The most extreme form of diarrhea a human being can encounter. The signature key to knowing you are suffering from Hiney Piss is the fact that it literally sounds like you are pissing from your asshole. There is absolutely no solidity to this form of diarrhea, it is pure liquid. Hiney Piss is not a one time event either, usually a human being will suffer from Hiney Piss for an entire day, or even longer. A major side effect of Hiney Piss is a Raw Asshole. This is due to the constant wiping that is being done when suffering from Hiney Piss. It is recommended to use Wet Wipes when dealing with Hiney Piss.
Friend: "Dude are you okay? The bathroom smells like a rotting corpse!"

"I'm okay brah, I am just suffering from some really bad Hiney Piss"
by NippleBob Crane February 12, 2021
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Piss Clinker

1. A person who drinks pee out of beer jugs
He's drinking jugs of pee, what a piss clinker.
by wphifor February 13, 2021
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Piss Positions

The exciting end to the Piss Positions trilogy.

1: Snow
I was inspired to write this one because of the recent cold snap in the USA.
Literally just piss in the snow. Y'all can figure out some way to spice this up, you're creative. Make a sculpture or snowman and then piss on it. Make a Snowurinal. Women can probably do this one. (This one is especially difficult because of cold temperatures. Please piss responsibly.)

2: Piss Balloons
Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss and throw them at each other or at targets like a fence. I don't recommend this one now, but maybe when it gets warmer out. Women can play this one, not sure how helpful they'll be in the filling process though.

3: Toilets Suck Challenge
The objective is to go one day (I suggest morning to night, but whatever you want) without peeing in a toilet. However, you can't piss in the same place more than once. For example, if you pee into a cup, you can't pee in that same cup. For the sake of convenience, 'outside' is not a place. So if you piss near a tree outside, you can still piss outside, just at a different spot.
Big Brother Goolag is gonna advertise me some weird shit for months, enjoy your damn piss positions.
by TotallyTubularDude February 18, 2021
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Piss drink

by Nicky Nicholes February 23, 2021
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Serpent Piss

A blockage at the front section of the Uretha which causes the stream or urine to spray out as two hot streams, usually at reflective angles like the fork of a serpents tongue causing mayhem, mess and misery.
Sorry I took a while, had a serpent piss and had to clean up. Please, continue.
by AC44 March 2, 2021
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Stay pissed

by E-ManKroll March 7, 2021
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