Skip to main content

I can't people

When you're under the influence, and can't mentally handle the idea of talking to anyone that isn't someone you normally associate with because you're too messed up and they wouldn't understand.
"No, I can't people right now. They would expect me to make words and behave like a semi normal human."
by ICantWord December 8, 2016
mugGet the I can't people mug.

Kill Mad People

1. An expression of agreement. (often abbreviated as KMP)

2. An expression of great displeasure. (usually anger or frustration)

3. An expression of great happiness.

4. A filler phrase. (often abbreviated as KMP)
1. Steve: That was a great movie.
Jason: Kill Mad People.

2. Dammit! My computer's broken! Kill Mad People!

3. This coffee is so good I could Kill Mad People!

4. Kill Mad People, yo.
by Justin T. September 6, 2005
mugGet the Kill Mad People mug.

Mowing other people's lawns

A line from the movie Kingpin refering to sleeping with someone else's girlfriend or wife.
Angry man: You lookin at my woman?
Another man: Yeah man you dont go mowing other people's lawns!
by whoami0325 April 10, 2011
mugGet the Mowing other people's lawns mug.

Black people can't be racist

A cowardly defective tactic a black racist uses to justify their own racism towards other ethnic groups.
"bLaCk PeOpLe CaN't Be RaCiSt"
by UltimateDoge July 11, 2021
mugGet the Black people can't be racist mug.

Real People Time (RPT)

Commonly referred to as EST or East Standard Time, RPT (Real People Time) is the authority in time zones. It is the benchmark for Television, Sports and business/financial time references, and is thus the most important time zone in the world.
-- Yo, what time does the Broncos game start tomorrow?
-- 3:00 PM, I think
-- In Real People Time (RPT), please.
-- 5:00 PM then.
by C-Money Meyers August 15, 2011
mugGet the Real People Time (RPT) mug.

People's Republic Of New Jersey

A term used humorously and seriously to describe the oftentimes "Un American" intrusive, overregulatory, and overbearing activities of the state and local governments in the state of New Jersey. Used typically in the context of overtaxation, de facto denial of second amendment rights via foot dragging in issuance of FID (Firearm Identification Card), and oftentimes overbearing environmental regulation.
In other words, a "regime" that blatantly disregards the constitution and acts as a quasi independent entity. Also known as People's Socialist Republic of New Jersey, People's Socialist Republik of New Jersey, People's Democratik Republik Of New Jersey or variations thereof. Usuually abbreviated as PRNJ, PSRNJ, and variations thereof.
Dammit my taxes went up without me having a say in it. These corrupt politicians in the People's Republic Of New Jersey are like dictators.

New Jersey is not America, hence we call it the People's Republic of New Jersey.

Just because gays can have civil unions, doesn't make the People's Republic Of New Jersey a welcome place for most individuals.

Why anyone in their right mind would willingly live in the People's Republic of New Jersey and submit to onerous regulations of their daily lives is utterly and completely beyond comprehension.
by LONFOG April 9, 2010
mugGet the People's Republic Of New Jersey mug.

Orange people that live in america

Orange people ; people who legit need mental and physical help
some Orange people that live in america; are Donald Trump, Sebastian Bails, Daniel Cohn.
by loser._. October 14, 2019
mugGet the Orange people that live in america mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email