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skin johnny

A skin johnny is someone, usually a male, who is a giant, annoying jerkoff.
"Hey, you know jim strong? He's a real skin johnny!"
by Hair and teeth February 10, 2025
mugGet the skin johnnymug.

skin twizzler

A pencil-thin dick, or a person that is so skinny that they resemble the shape of a twizzler.
That neo-nazi strolling the block is a total skin twizzler.
by tapeworm1969 September 18, 2015
mugGet the skin twizzlermug.

Old Skin

A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.
Doctor: You have very old skin!
Mike: I’m in fourth grade!!!
by MikestheCatcher July 10, 2018
mugGet the Old Skinmug.

other cats to skin

a) synonym for the phrase "bigger fish to fry".
b) can also be translated to French of France as "d'autres chats à foueter"
people waste a lot of time doing meaningless things like crimes and drugs when they have other cats to skin, such as pursuing their educational/career ambitions.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2016
mugGet the other cats to skinmug.

Skin Bridge

The space of skin under the ball sack that starts from the bottom of the balls and ends at the asshole...
George was telling me last night this chick was giving him brain and she decided to spit the nut on his skin bridge...
by 161river September 11, 2018
mugGet the Skin Bridgemug.

skin lid

Hey man, put your skin lid on! The cops in Jersey will bust you
Without it.
by GhostWithTheMost13 May 25, 2014
mugGet the skin lidmug.

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