Nisfa moment

This is where you have a dopey moment and forget about the whole topic and main idea of what you’re trying to say. It is called a nisfa moment because she does this on several occasions throughout the hour of the day, not even throughout the day because she has too many.

When’s your next shift

I work at Argos

Yeah we work together but that doesn’t answer my question

Ohh shit man it’s on Wednesday. My bad I had a fucking nisfa moment again

Damn you must but fucked in the head to have one of those

by Abdul402 April 27, 2020

Omar moment

Appearing randomly and doing something stupid/random

Omar: *walks up* Fuck Chinese people
Guy 2: That's an Omar moment

by very epic mans October 20, 2021

Rares Moment

To say something that makes no sense and is incredibly false.
Realizing something 10 minutes after everyone denied it and said the opposite.

Person 1 : Yo your account got hacked.
Person 2 : No it isn't, i play on it right now.
*After 10 minutes*
Person 2 : Oh wait, i got logged out and I'm playing as guest. I really got hacked...
(Person 2 had a "Rares Moment" of realizing)

Person 3 : We need to decorate the class tomorrow for the 8th Graders, the other class will decorate for the 9th Graders.
Everyone else : You stupid, everyone decorates both classes.
Person 3 : No, y'all wrong.
*After 10 minutes*
Person 3 : Wait, it really everyone decorates both classes...
(Person 3 had a "Rares Moment" of saying false things)

by ArkeOfficial_ June 7, 2021

Gustav Moment

When Gustav says something so well and is a sexy beast. He usually enjoys late night walks with his dog and chillin with all the woman friends he has. he is really cool and is nothing like a Lia moment. A Gustav moment is literally a moment where you become god. you are the Creator, Judge, And executioner. Being a Gustav moment means that u are very good at math's sports and everything. you are so cool that all the bitches want you. Even men. But because you are straight you say no. you are the definition of Jesus and god. you are the founding father of all and get all the bitches.

Owen: Dude! Thank you for helping me on that math test, your such a Gustav Moment!
Gustav: No worries dude, I gotchu. I'm simply to good.
Owen: Your nothing like a Lia moment!
Gustav: what can I say, Im Gustav

by TheGuyThatSpeaksFacts September 23, 2021

ists moment

immature sensitive-to-sex moment
when you feel giddy or overreact to moments related to sex or love

He's pretty sexy
whaaaaaaat??
bruh ists moment

by turtleseatplastic June 3, 2023

bruh moment

The moment when an ash main gets an ace 1 minute in the round.

Thats a mega bruh moment chief.

by bruhboisquiddy October 22, 2020

Strauss Moment

A moment experienced by an individual, when another individual states or does something to their liking, prompting him/her to experience a brief flash in their mind where they see themselves in different points of a hypothetical future with this individual eg. wedding, dancing, having sex, walking the dog, having an inside joke. This flash lasts for about five seconds, and then it is over.

Chanel: "While Burger was playing his guitar the other day, he looked up and smiled, and for a few seconds there I imagined our future together"

Marleen: "Sounds like another Strauss Moment"

Chanel: "I seem to have a lot of them these days, with like, everyone!"

by Mambo-Tango December 16, 2011