Male Monologue is when a high IQ schizophrenic autistic guy talks to himself. It is usually followed by evil laughter when his retarded ranting is accompanied by coherent but politically incorrect sentences.
Male Monologuist: "Women do not belong in the kitchen because you cannot do the laundry without leaving the kitchen. Nietzsche talked about this."
Random person: "???"
Male Monologuist: "Life is like a box of chocolates. —Jeffrey Dahmer (probably)."
Random person: "????!!!"
Male Monologuist: "Mein Fuhreeer! Where Art Thou! How can you abandon me among the pinocchios?"
Random Person: "what is this crazy schizophrenic, autistic, antisemitic, misogynistic guy saying? Is this what we call a Male Monologue?"
Random Person's girlfriend: "gosh he's such a sexy high-IQ misogynist. I want him to force me to do the laundry."
Male Monologuist: "Thine heart art... fuck I hate speaking in Shakesperean English. (leaves room because no breathing the same air before marriage).
Random person: "???"
Male Monologuist: "Life is like a box of chocolates. —Jeffrey Dahmer (probably)."
Random person: "????!!!"
Male Monologuist: "Mein Fuhreeer! Where Art Thou! How can you abandon me among the pinocchios?"
Random Person: "what is this crazy schizophrenic, autistic, antisemitic, misogynistic guy saying? Is this what we call a Male Monologue?"
Random Person's girlfriend: "gosh he's such a sexy high-IQ misogynist. I want him to force me to do the laundry."
Male Monologuist: "Thine heart art... fuck I hate speaking in Shakesperean English. (leaves room because no breathing the same air before marriage).
by Monologuist November 26, 2023
Get the Male Monologuemug. To post a GPS-file with map, pulse curve, speed and elevation data from your running or biking workout on the internet for your friends and family to see.
-Why wasn't Joe at the Gym yesterday?
-He was running ten miles up in the hills, didn't you see his male selfie on Facebook?
-He was running ten miles up in the hills, didn't you see his male selfie on Facebook?
by Ultra-Peter November 28, 2013
Get the male selfiemug. .
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
Get the I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacksmug. Also if you were wondering yes it was the same nurse from before the male nurse once again nurses can be men.
by handle messiah March 5, 2023
Get the male nursemug. Alpha Males are cucks who think they are the top of the chain. Wanna be Alpha Males are discord mods. (They are too dumb to realize that the Shrigma Males are the ones who hold true power)
Guy 1: Is that Nelson?
Guy 2: Yeah it is hes such a Alpha Male cuck. Oh shit here he comes
Nelson: No memes in general guys. Also please remove any photoshopped images of me thanks.
Guy 2: Yeah it is hes such a Alpha Male cuck. Oh shit here he comes
Nelson: No memes in general guys. Also please remove any photoshopped images of me thanks.
by NiggaMelon420 July 20, 2021
Get the Alpha Malemug. A jegma male is what you could call a subset of the sigma male, it refers to sigmas with abnormally large penises wo are named Jonathan.
by Jegma_male_moses6999 July 21, 2022
Get the jegma malemug. by readyforthemoon55 August 26, 2020
Get the male darawiishmug.