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Male Race

The tendency of men to run away from women being bitches
Man, she is such a Male Race im glad shes gone
by mouryalti May 7, 2025
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Male-Bag

That mailman, Ralph was over in Rhonda's trailer for more than an hour. No doubt he had something special for her in his Male-Bag.
by Captain Megalos February 10, 2024
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Alpha male

In the United States, an Alpha male is a man who is tough, intimidating, a bodyguard who will push off any other man that gets within 50 feet or less of his woman. An alpha male in modern-day America is also highly pursuing, bold as a lion, is not afraid of going to prison or even getting taken down by a SWAT team for asking a woman out on a date. They know it's a capital felony under Federal law in the United States for a man to pursue a woman, but many American Alpha males have already done years, even decades, in prison for violent offenses such as armed robbery, shooting, assault with a deadly weapon, even firearm attack on a law enforcement officer. The extreme vast majority of them are in gangs. Most American Alpha males also make at least 6 figures or more a year and can actually easily afford to live in San Francisco or even Los Angeles.
American women prefer Alpha males due to their bodyguard personalities and their capabilities of living like famous movie stars.
by He who knows11 December 22, 2020
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Male Cheerleader

According to the Cheer Stasi male cheerleaders are illegal and are soon to be banned everywhere. Joining female sports is highly illegal and punishable. Male cheerleaders effect female cheerleaders performance in competitions and practices.
Male cheerleaders should be banned world wide and should be illegal. Avoid male cheerleaders.
by Cheer Stasi Official September 16, 2020
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Simple male

Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.
1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.

Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!

Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.

Average Male: Why is that acceptable?

Simple Male: Im off for a shag
by lijolwe March 17, 2009
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Beta Male Rock

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.
I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”
by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022
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Psi Male

A man who will only fuck chubby bitches no matter what is handed to him.
Leo is such a Psi Male. Only fucks fat bitches.
by funnymanbro December 4, 2023
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