Jetpack

Two 32 oz beers or otherwise that are high alcohol. When put on the side pockets of your backpack you look like a cheap rocketeer.

Gonna pick me up a jetpack and get loaded.

by feelsman January 5, 2026

TV Jetlag

When you continuously travel overseas for extended periods of time and miss the start of the new season of your favorite TV show because you just left the US, and when you get back you've just missed the end of the season.

Tarek can't go out dancing tonight, because he's got such bad TV Jetlag. He'll feel better after he watches 24 hours of 24.

by fatpiggy December 9, 2008

man jets

The jets of a man that makes them run faster

Geoff ran faster when he turned on his man jets and farted

by Manjetsgeoff October 6, 2011

BTS jetlag

stands for BACK TO SCHOOL jetlag

occurs when middle school to college students return to school from any holiday breack.

Side effects incude: enerydrink drinking ; caffine overdoseing ; back of the room naps ; teacher ignoreing;back of the room texting ; class skiping; that "just, fuck it" feeling about everything; ect.

Teacher 1: "My students are paying less attintion to my lectures than they did in the begining of the year! What has happened?"

Teacher 2: "O yeah, they all just came from 2 weeks of sleep, must be BTS jetlag."

by Lax2hard Mistress December 31, 2012

Net jetsetter

An internet user not defined or confined by their location.

That person has so many different language videos on their YouTube channels. Such a net jetsetter.

by ruby_wednesday May 9, 2015

Chinese Jetski

When your pee in someone's butt

I just Chinese Jetskied Nikki and she loved it!

by Motivated2live September 17, 2015

tenessee jetski

The act of shitting on your lovers chest and then sliding down the fresh pile of scat.

Bro you should have seen last night. I Tenessee Jetski-ed Janice into next week.

by Squirrel6909 October 7, 2017