January 5th

5 january is international man titty appreciation day . this day is henceforth and forever more dedicated to men's lovely firm man boobs in light of gender equality

January 5th is pronounced January the tit-th , "man did you see the knockers on that bird ? " ,"yeah man those are great and all but get a load of his chest melons"

by arkinsaw64 January 5, 2021

January 7th

Ask out your best friend

Bro are you gonna ask Allie out? It’s January 7th aka ask out your best friend day.

by D12m&m January 6, 2021

JERK jangle January

When you jerk of In every part of the house for the rest of January also called JJJ

I cought Jake doing the JERK jangle January in the family dining room. Creme every were. He definitely spiced up the fake oranges on the table JJJ

by Nustabut January 7, 2021

January

National jack off month

He jacked off all of January

by Raphael Aguilar January 11, 2021

January 12

Tell a girl she’s ugly

Boy: it’s January 12 go tell a girl she’s ugly
Boy: alright

by Orlo January 12, 2021

January 13

Brayden has to let us play Minecraft all day today no execptions.

Brwayden u stintin boomer it’s January 13th u have to play Minecraft.

by Bwayden is a Stinin Boomer January 13, 2021

January 13

Tell a boy named Jayden how cute, handsome, and funny he is

Oh it’s January 13

Oh go admire Jayden

by XenxBTW January 13, 2021