Someone who smells like cow poo but looks like an inside out fish as their tongue and everything is on show and skin and what is usually outside is in.
by Reesesbuttercupsareaight February 21, 2019

Take ketanin and smoke weed, so that you're a k hole, but it's a weed hole, and you can't move for like an hour or so, then you wake up with the most badass munchies and devour all the food that was meant to last you the whole festival
by Dahlmer June 29, 2023

When your Initials start with the first four letters of the alphabet and you kester marijuana because your a fucking pot head And you literally fart a once of weed.
by Redneckgarage75 May 16, 2017

A term used when a searching a black person, while searching you must plant a Knife and a weed in their pockets.
by Jv303 November 23, 2016

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!
Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"
Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"
Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"
by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023

by Brady boio March 1, 2019

Only the freshest of grasses with highly enjoyable fumes when smoked with that pixel based roll of paper
"Sir how many thousands for that Minecraft Weed roll" , {50k my good man} "oh gee only 50k$ for 5g thats very cheap"
look at the price
look at the price
by Minecraft Druglord November 21, 2022
