Hoe Closet

A closet full of clothes that other people (mainly parents) don’t know you own.

“Dude I have a hoe closet full for when I go full hoe mode.”

by extended broom handle June 18, 2020

joe hoe

the grodiest boy ever and flirts with a girl named shannon every night asking if she would fuck him

did you see joe hoe and shannon’s snaps last night?!

by posuser June 24, 2020

flook hoe

“Flook hoe” means “hoes” that are looking to”Fuck” Somebody’s boyfriend. That’s why the F is in front of look. And “Flook Hoe” also means that their dirty and do anything for drugs and money. (Pronounce flook as flouuk)

“Bruh did you see shorty over there tryna have sex for a X, onb she a flook hoe.”

by Alleshe W October 14, 2020

hoe muscle

when you sex a lot, you're working your hoe muscle.

a hoe muscle is gender neutral.

you can work your hoe muscle in a bed, on a couch, on the floor, etc.

You wouldn't traditionally work your hoe muscle at the gym, but you can.

Damn, do you see that fine piece of ass? I'd work my hoe muscle for that!

That chick did Tom, Dick and Harry, she givin' her hoe muscle a work out!

by nisee January 25, 2013

Hoe Plob

Two words that rhyme with blow job. Used when excitedly telling your friends how you got a blow job while there are children around.

Two friends at one of the guys younger sisters birthday party.
Guy 1 (near little boys): Yo breh, so I got a hoe plob from my girlfriend yesterday on the roof of her house!

Guy 2 (astonished): Dood you totally did not.

by Draxxul June 28, 2012

Grub Hoe

Also the name of a gardening tool, a grub hoe is a really dirty girl who is willing to do anything (and i do mean anything) for sexual intercourse.

A dirty whore.

Becky is such a grub hoe, did you hear what she did for Ben last night?

You nasty grub hoe! That's disgusting!

by spaciousbee August 6, 2013

hoe crazy

(1) A subjective term used to describe an escort, call girl, porn star or any other sex worker who has lost grip with reality and can no longer separate her own life from her "work" life.
(2) Having an obsession with all things related to the sex industry.
(3) Being so involved in the sex industry that you can no longer have normal, intimate relationships.

"That girl is ruined. You can't date her, she's hoe crazy."
"She's been selling her ass so long, she's straight hoe crazy. She treats everyone like a trick."

by BBS2 September 22, 2013