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Harry-DON Philly

An absolute Chad. Will absolutely destroy you if necessary. Pretty sure he was a god at some point. Not even Italian but still a mafia boss. Grinds coffee like a God damn soldier.
That guy killed my dad but it's okay because he's friends with Harry-DON Philly.
by ABSOLUTE ROCK HARD CHADMAN March 31, 2021
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Pulling a Harry Windsor.

A Narcissists who is notorious for blaming everyone and everything around them for their bad luck or behaviour’Even thought they caused it them self.

A Winging weak-minded and weak willed bitter man who subservient to an over baring woman. There for resents everyone outside his Bubble.
Generally a bitter simp and Bata male.

Also known as giving it a Duke of Sussex.
Pulling a Harry Windsor.

Man,
“it’s your fault everyone hates me for doing the stuff I did. If it wasn’t for you etc”.

“Ah stop it ya melt! You’re pulling a Harry Windsor again”.

Or

Its there fault I don’t get promoted, it’s not my fault I didn’t work hard enough.

Wife, shut up Harry Windsor and get back under the stairs where you belong. Speak when you are told to.

Husband, yes dear , right away dear. Sniff sniff.
by Sabre strike. January 7, 2023
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Harry Potter

Hermione Granger: she thinks you're the Chosen One!
Harry Potter: I am the Chosen One.
by HalfBloodWeasley October 27, 2011
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happy harry hard on

When someone takes a shit on someone's chest, in the shape of a smiley face, while sporting a raging boner.
Tonight I'm gonna introduce your sister to Happy Harry Hard On.
by Elvis Cotner March 19, 2014
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hard luck harry

A person who's "Constantly" called to get one out of scrapes.
God I'm tired of being Sears' hard luck harry.
by dmccowan February 22, 2008
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Harry Potter eyed

To the point of intoxication where the person's eyes can no longer blink in unison much like Daniel Radcliffe, the actor who plays Harry Potter in the major motion pictures.
Dude check it. Ralph is offcially Harry Potter Eyed!
by Merick March 5, 2009
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Harry Potter Chub

Many men envy this elusive type of chub (erection). While attaining a 1/2 or even 3/4 chub is a well respected achievement, the Harry Potter Chub is a holy grail in the eyes of a man. The reference to Harry Potter is a nod to the Platform 9 and 3/4 as initially seen in the book. Such an erection, thus, goes beyond the normal realm of chubs. When a man surpasses the half chub with ease, a Harry Potter Chub is likely to arouse, while mysteriously skipping past all numbers in between.

To attain such a desirable chub, a man is usually subject to seeing an extremely attractive woman and/or objects such as HBT, jeeps, beer, colorado, sandwiches etc. This certain chub can cause pants to tighten and young children to scream. Use caution.
Also known as the HP chub or the Ron Jeremy Chub (RJ chub), who subsequently has a 9 and 3/4 inch penis at full girth. It's not a coincidence.
Mike: Hey have you seen any hotties lately?
Jeff: Yeah, there was this really hot chick in my accounting class. She was giving me a solid Harry Potter Chub.

Mike: Skeet skeet!

Jeff: Why are both our dicks so big, Mike?
Mike: We have been blessed by Hagrid!
by pudslapp48 November 3, 2010
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