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Harry Potter time

When you are trying to have sly sex with your parents in the house with the TV on.
by Knotty191 January 1, 2017
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Truculent Harry Plopper

James came out of the bathroom after 30 minutes wiping the sweat from his brow, and when asked what took so long, he replied, "Had myself a truculent Harry Plopper!"

Wanderlust script, Episode 1:

We were going to Dublin, visit some friends, we're on the plane, and he says he needs to piss and he's gone for what feels like an eternity.
So I'm thinking, you know, either he's working his way through a particularly truculent Harry Plopper.
by TruculentPug December 10, 2018
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Harry Potter

Hermione Granger: she thinks you're the Chosen One!
Harry Potter: I am the Chosen One.
by HalfBloodWeasley October 27, 2011
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happy harry hard on

When someone takes a shit on someone's chest, in the shape of a smiley face, while sporting a raging boner.
Tonight I'm gonna introduce your sister to Happy Harry Hard On.
by Elvis Cotner March 19, 2014
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hard luck harry

A person who's "Constantly" called to get one out of scrapes.
God I'm tired of being Sears' hard luck harry.
by dmccowan February 22, 2008
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Harry Potter eyed

To the point of intoxication where the person's eyes can no longer blink in unison much like Daniel Radcliffe, the actor who plays Harry Potter in the major motion pictures.
Dude check it. Ralph is offcially Harry Potter Eyed!
by Merick March 5, 2009
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Harry Potter Chub

Many men envy this elusive type of chub (erection). While attaining a 1/2 or even 3/4 chub is a well respected achievement, the Harry Potter Chub is a holy grail in the eyes of a man. The reference to Harry Potter is a nod to the Platform 9 and 3/4 as initially seen in the book. Such an erection, thus, goes beyond the normal realm of chubs. When a man surpasses the half chub with ease, a Harry Potter Chub is likely to arouse, while mysteriously skipping past all numbers in between.

To attain such a desirable chub, a man is usually subject to seeing an extremely attractive woman and/or objects such as HBT, jeeps, beer, colorado, sandwiches etc. This certain chub can cause pants to tighten and young children to scream. Use caution.
Also known as the HP chub or the Ron Jeremy Chub (RJ chub), who subsequently has a 9 and 3/4 inch penis at full girth. It's not a coincidence.
Mike: Hey have you seen any hotties lately?
Jeff: Yeah, there was this really hot chick in my accounting class. She was giving me a solid Harry Potter Chub.

Mike: Skeet skeet!

Jeff: Why are both our dicks so big, Mike?
Mike: We have been blessed by Hagrid!
by pudslapp48 November 3, 2010
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