French Doorknob

When a man packs both his penis and testicles entirely in a woman's vagina simultaneously.

Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.

by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021

French Conga Line

When you have your dick in a butt and someone has their dick in your butt

Billy: dude yesterday some guy invited me to a french conga line
Tim: did you go
Billy: hell no i didnt go what do i look like, im french?

by justasexisttransphobe September 2, 2023

French Neopolitan

When a mixture of menstrual blood, urine and feces are combined and butt chugged by either partner.

Every anniversary Jeannette gives Jean Claude a French Neopolitan for his night cap.

by pooscado June 30, 2025

gabrielle french tutor

She is a very generous friend who is a tutor of the highest quality. She manages to maintain a healthy balance between a tutor professional relationship and being a kick ass friend. She will help you with any of your french/writing challenges or pick you up from a night out at the drop of a pen.

Friend: Hey, I need your help?
Gabrielle french tutor: No.
Friend: Please.
Gabrielle french tutor: Fine.
Friend: You silly sausage.

by M. Moose Araouzous December 3, 2017

French Trumpet

When someone trumps into their partners mouth whilst giving them a facial, whilst also shouting Oui Oui.

Thank god it was a trump and not a golden shower when john have me a French trumpet.

by Englishtwat88 July 3, 2018

French

A slur.

Also known as the worst language on planet Earth.
A word to call someone from France.

Ew, that person is French.

by Hozedron May 9, 2024

Working on a french project

Working on a french project= french kissing someone

Origin: A story told by the American singer FLETCHER at the time of the release of her song "girls girls girls" about discovering her sexuality and interest in girls. In middle school she had to work on a french project with a girl in her class. One day the project partner suggested that they should "practice kissing so they know what to do with boys". From that point on they worked on practicing kissing instead on their french project.

Her fandom started using the term on twitter, because they are extremely lonely and desperately looking for gfs.

Who wants to work on a french project with me?
Dude it's so sad that no one is working on a french project with me right now.

by Honorary fletchlight October 10, 2021