flatbag

nasty whore, U G L Y, no stan. pathetic and still pining over her ex. posts 1000 nudes on priv, but still not convinced she’s a she. claims to hate drama but always the one starting it.

Flatbag has been running her mouth again, I already told that bitch to pull up.

by satans_finest666! November 14, 2018

flatter patty

A term used for a short, but large in diameter penis.

My boyfriends penis is a real flatter patty

by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019

faux flatulence

when you are at work or on a date and your chair squeaks or your heel scrapes the floor and it sounds like a fart. Your attempt to duplicate the noise so not to appear flatulent.

I had to create some faux flatulence so my date wouldn't think I was nasty

by palomar65 August 29, 2011

Flatleaver

A person who only is hanging out with a group of "friends", purely to partake in smoking marijuana. This person will leave as soon as the activity is over, and has absolutely no intention of returning the favor, or staying to chill. they generally do not appreciate thanks.

Billy was here earlier, he left as soon as the blunt was over. What a flatleaver.

by XYZLA September 5, 2009

flatscan

A cisgender person, especially one who is transphobic or otherwise holds outdated views of gender and language. Often used as a synonym for "normie."

My flatscan coworker thinks it's appropriate to ask me extremely invasive questions about my medical history and sexuality just because I'm trans.

by bluehairedpronounuser July 20, 2022

Flatlining

When a person doesn't know hot to kiss and either 1) sits there with a limp, half-open mouth and slobers all over your face or 2) puckers up and is otherwise unresponsive.

Kev: Yo man, that girl Cheyanne totally flatlined me, ugh.
Acquaintance: Ew dude, I hate flatlining! What did you do then?
Kev: I dumped her, HA!

by futchkoleepoels October 24, 2015

Flathead Screwdriver

Pineapple juice & vodka.

"I'll have a Flathead Screwdriver, please!"

by JMBL September 10, 2013