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Fart Puddle

When any type of biological creature with an anus farts so hard, that the gas released changes into a liquid halfway to the ground as a puddle.
Damn! That monkey had a Fart Puddle! Better get out of here!
by Rionox December 7, 2022
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Bunny Fart

Reduced powder/power ammunitions which minimizes recoil during competitive shooting. The rounds are calculated to have just enough powder to fire bullet without causing a malfunction. shooting pistol competition
Those bunny fart rounds hardly have any recoil.
by Rollin_Diesel January 24, 2019
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Concert Fart

A fart that is so potent, it will bring one to tears, burn nostrils, and cause heaviness in breathing. This particular type of fart only occurs at a local or relatively large venue while a person is enjoying their favorite musical act(s).
"Hey Joe, why do I suddenly smell Taco Bell combined with a hint of Heineken and fried okra?" "Don't worry Billy, that was just a concert fart."
by GeRm85 August 9, 2014
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The Perfect Fart

When two farts that would otherwise be odorless combine and achieve the aroma of a dumpster filled with shit, wrapped in placenta.
Neither Donald nor Ben noticed the smell of their own or each other's toots; but, sitting betwixt them, their fart fronts collided and Walker experienced the perfect fart.
by NoodleyAppendage June 30, 2011
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Rodeo Fart

Any fart that lasts a full 8 seconds or longer.
John: "Damn Terry, that fart went a full 8 seconds!"
Dave: "That's a rodeo fart!"
by TheAlmightyYak June 6, 2016
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security fart

The test fart you make when you are unsure if it's a fart or a poop. Sometimes you fart. Sometimes you poop. "The farts you make are equal to the farts you take" -Paul McCartney.
This is really just a definition of an occurrence. Nobody uses security fart in a sentence.
by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole August 29, 2017
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lying fart

lying fart (also known as shart) is the process of your dumbass trusting your farts too much. a lying fart is when you fart and "accidentally" shit your pants. the lesson of the day is to never trust your farts
damnnnn... yesterday i had the WORST lying fart
by hezdai November 16, 2020
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