Door Ritual

The "Door Ritual" is where you get up from the office desks and go to the entrance of the store to choose your next customer, opposed to waiting for a customer to talk in the store and them choosing you or somebody else to work with.

Marcus can be found practicing the "Door Ritual" to gain the most sales possible!

by MarxusTheeGOAT April 1, 2023

hop on doors

"Hopping on doors" is a sex position performed by 2 men, which involves licking the underside of each others' toe nails while making monkey noises.

Tom: Wanna hop on doors?
Kirill: Yes daddy

by EaZea April 3, 2023

door nonce

a person who can’t close a door properly according to my dad

“mia you can’t close that door properly you’re such a door nonce”

by mcjvis June 11, 2024

Front Door

Similar to TYB. Except more harsh.

First created about a guy named Ebby

“Damn bro he just front doored you.”

by Front door June 23, 2024

Apache Door Gunner

A term used by military personnel to sidestep questions about their actual job, especially when they don't want to get specific or even talk to the person asking the question. The name comes from the fact that the AH-64 Apache attack helicopter doesn't actually have a side door for a gunner.

Obnoxious VetBro: "Bro you're in the military? Dude I was too! What's your job?"

Servicemember minding their own business: "Uhh, I was an Apache Door Gunner..."

Obnoxious VetBro: "Oh sick bro! I didn't know they had those!"

by bachoochoo June 26, 2024

Shut The Door

When A Goalie Needs To Stop Shots

They pulled out Halak, and now we're scoring goals on Elliot. Alright, they got one back. I don't care, they're not scoring 6 goals on us in the 3rd period. Well they got 2 already. What a game this is. Oh! Are you kidding me? They got 3? Jesus! Shut the door! Holy crap! What the hell? No, this- WHAT THE HELL? S- SHUT THE DOOR! WHAT!!??? 7 to 7!!?? YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!!! OH MY GODDD!! 8 to 7, Lecavalier gets the hat-trick. HOLY SHIT! I'M GONNA PUNCH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IN THE FACE! WE GIVE UP A 6 GOAL LEAD IN THE 3RD PERIOD? A 6 GOAL- that is unHEARRRRD of! Hohoho my goddd!

by Raimokurri July 4, 2024

sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday

This obviously refers to someone or something being overused and worn the fuck out.

Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"

by von groovy July 12, 2024