Deviling

When you to twist your pubic hair at opposite ends to make them look devil horns

are you ready?

Yeah, let me start deviling pubes real quick

by Ronald.j chanefeild April 3, 2021

Devil's dickvocate

A person who genuinely holds and argues objectionable opinions, usually on the internet, until the point where the thread doesn't go the way they expected; at which point they try to deflect the justified heat by claiming to be a 'devil's advocate'. A constant source of irritation to people who spent the energy arguing with them.

"Did that guy really just equate jokes about Easter to jokes about Muslims being terrorists?"
"Yep, but once he gets flamed he's gonna say he was only trying to start a debate; typical devil's dickvocate"

"You want a vegan option? What if I demanded a steak option in a vegan restaurant?"
"Stop being a devil's dickvocate Miles"

by Bi-election April 4, 2021

Hooves of the devil

Someone with incredibly cold feet

Dominic had hooves of the devil and placed these on Lois' leg when he got into bed

by DontCallMeGoose April 11, 2021

devil’s lubricant

alcohol used as a social lubricant to make for easier conversation

Jeff was shy around the cute brunette so hastily chugged down a little of the ol’ devil’s lubricant before striking up a chat.

by skwhale April 13, 2021

Devil’s Drop

When you have to take a poopie but the (likely piss laden) seat is up so you’re forced to.....touch it / kick down with your shoes. In the same family as “witch’s kiss” (look it up)

Honestly the restaurant was beautiful, but that cream sauce really got to me and someone left the toilet seat up... The devil’s drop was forced upon me. 🚽 👿

by B.Isaacs69420xoxobb April 14, 2021

the devil's uno

The name for tarot coined by pearl-clutching midwest church goers...

Those kids are using the devil's uno again

by The real devil's uno April 16, 2021

Devils teeter totter

The toilets at the office bathroom often share a common wall where all plumbing is contained. Occasionally, you can be sitting on a toilet, when you can hear a feint sound of a door shutting and being locked in the opposite sex’s bathroom. Then, as the opposite sex person sits on their toilet, you may feel your toilet raise up again to offset the weight of theirs on the other side of the wall. This is what is known as the devil’s teeter totter.

Listen to what happened to Billy. His boss ordered in enchiladas for Richard’s 50th birthday. Of course, that stuff needed to be evacuated within an hour. When he was shitting in the men’s room, that fat bitch Jackie went to take a shit also. She sat down, and the old devils teeter totter launched ole Bill 2 feet in the air.

by Kung fu Jim May 24, 2021