The Mud Coffee

Coming in delicious nine flavours from BOLD to RICH, for an unmatchable coffee experience. The Mud Coffee brings delicious flavour notes to make your day!

I love the mud coffee flavour.

by The Mud Coffee November 24, 2021

bailey one pound coffee

means when your succeeding in life

harry is succeeding in life he bought a Bailey one pound coffee helicopter.

by mummakesshittea November 25, 2021

Bailey's Milked Coffee

A Bailey's Milked Coffee if the act of jizzing in someone's coffee. The salty twist really brings out the flavour of the coffee and is perfect for those who don't drink alcohol.

No no, I'm not drinking I'll go for a Bailey's milked coffee please.

by Strawless donkey December 2, 2021

Children's coffee

Indigestion

My toilet won't flush all full of the children's coffee

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Pepper in the coffee

You know i had an uncle who died from pepper in his coffee?

Lets take some mushrooms an put some pepper in the coffee

by Insect milk March 22, 2022

pussy flavored coffee

hey look down below! it says buy a pussy flavored coffee mug! how odd...

some random gullible dude: :O a pussy flavored coffee mug! how awesome!!

free money am i right

by Dragons Breath May 12, 2022

Haitian Barista Coffee Special

The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.

After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.

by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022