central billing theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.

Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!

by epluribusnihilo August 17, 2024

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Wonky Bill

When you are amazing at picking up girls and then all swarm you.

You are getting so many women tonight, I’m going to start to call you Wonky Bill.

by Hecjuice August 21, 2024

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A one trillion and twelve year old yellow chaos god shaped similarly to a triangle three-sided polygon with three angles and the Eye of Providence, wearing a tophat and shape similar to that of a bow tie, whilst also only sporting one eye, leading to a major lack of depth perception that he doesn't give a damn about. One of Bill's most well known instances is that of a moment in which he sang "We'll Meet Again," while playing a piano with major inaccuracies to the song, with his status as an insane chaos god, it was likely intentional, as he forced the piano to properly play the song.

"For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a universe to call my own. Name's Bill Cipher!"

by NotARealTriangle August 23, 2024

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Bill

The act of abducting another living being after utilizing hallucinogenic or neuro depressants allowing easy apprehension.

I went out to the bar last night and woke up in an alley with my pants missing and a rubber in my ass. I think I got Bill'd.

by Tesla in my anus September 5, 2024

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Bill and Grover

Anything involving 2 people exclusively, like the song 'Just the Two of Us' by Bill Withers and Grover Washington Junior.

"So this job was meant to be Lucy, you and I but now Lucy's not coming"
"Oh so it's bill and grover"

by bus stop slinky September 28, 2024

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The Bill Gates Challenge

If Bill Gates gets a .44 magnum, shoves it in his mouth, and blows his brains out the back of his head live on air, Alex Jones will follow suit the next day; also live on air. Challenge can also be completed by dumping a bucket of gasoline onto oneself (akin to the ALS ice bucket challenge), strapping TNT onto your body, and lighting yourself on fire.

Did you hear what Bill Gates did on Instagram Live? He started The Bill Gates Challenge!

by Johnny Asswipe IV September 30, 2024

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