Great alternative for when you run out of toothpaste. Don’t believe anybody who tells you otherwise.
by ‘,;D June 16, 2021
Get the Candymug. The sexual act of a man covering his penis in frosting and pop rocks then commencing to receive oral from the female. Quite stimulating for both partners.
by wazzanagga September 23, 2013
Get the candy volcanomug. by Bby_reniii February 20, 2021
Get the Candy Minajmug. by Duck butts are stupid February 17, 2017
Get the gumi candimug. by Powerslug March 11, 2024
Get the copper candymug. Ranika needed to pass level 65 of Candy Crush Saga, so she decided she'd spend her night candy crashing.
by KING OF CANDY CRUSH September 5, 2013
Get the candy crashingmug. When you tip your waitress/server/bartender/baristas/maid/hooker in candy. Lots of it. From last Halloween/Christmas. And it’s Autumn.
Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.
You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.
#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye
Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.
You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.
#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye
Don’t eat that CandyMan candy dude. That shit nastyyyy bro.
他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500
I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.
Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC
*Event created*
What’s your favourite candy?
Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭
他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500
I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.
Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC
*Event created*
What’s your favourite candy?
Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭
by DragonflyOnAUni January 10, 2018
Get the CandyMan Candymug.