He will never talk to your parents, we will only call you mommy, he watches anime, he’s secretly gay and dating his friends. He’s a little bitch. And he plays the victim.
by Little skid kid January 29, 2025
Get the Noah Woodhammug. by mogus man with a dad July 28, 2024
Get the noah lylesmug. A selfish piece of shit that only thinks of himself and doesn’t care about anyone around him. Noah is definitely not the type of guy you want to be around, because he’s unfunny and retarded. This is why Noah gets absolutely no bitches, and even if he does talk to some girls, he scares them away after a few days of them talking to his boring personality. If you do meet a kind hearted and genuine guy named Noah, you’re definitely a lucky person, because those people are hard to find.
Girl 2: What happened to that guy you were talking to?
Girl 1: He’s a total weirdo!
Girl 2: No wonder his name is Noah.
Girl 1: He’s a total weirdo!
Girl 2: No wonder his name is Noah.
by dreadheadlover545 June 17, 2023
Get the Noahmug. Noah is a angry piece of dumb shit who yells at a Xbox and a tv for getting sniped in the face with a bolt then getting grounded by his Turkish mom and and his little brother gets to play so he rages even more he also goes to Spanish class in school and snorts crumbled smarties cuz he is smart
by Weirdboijames March 27, 2019
Get the Noahmug. 
Noah is that guy who everyone has a crush on cuz of his funny and cute behavior.
Some girls think he's a player, but apparently he's a bit.
Some girls think he's a player, but apparently he's a bit.
by luluuuSEITUHHH March 8, 2020
Get the Noahmug. by Yaboiright May 19, 2017
Get the Noah hemanmug.