The World of Candy Effect

The strange, soul crushing emotional spiral that hits after listening to the entire song “World of Candy” by Michael Jackson, not just a snippet, not a remix, but the full uncut experience. It starts out sweet, nostalgic, even magical, then bam! suddenly you’re plunged into a deep, unexplainable grief that lingers all day. Nothing helps, not memes, not snacks, not fresh air, until you finally crash and sleep it off. Like how did this guy who made Thriller write ts?

“Dude, I listened to World of Candy on my lunch break and couldn’t function the rest of the day.”

“You are experiencing The World of Candy effect.”

by MotifMixes November 8, 2025

Candy Cloud

When a girl puts on a whip-cream bikini and you have to lick off every inch. If you lick it all off and make a happy plate, you get extra desert. Common among prostitutes in southern Mississippi.

Tom payed $250 for a Candy Cloud special from Alycee who works the back bay. He got extra desert and diabetes that night.

by TomsExtremePP December 16, 2013

Hard Candy

Person marked for death. Usually with a bounty on there head. (prison slang)

Ol' boy is some hard candy.

by Schmausy. April 23, 2025

Candy

Prince charming but with big boobies

Candy is so hot, all the girls want to fuck her

by imsohothehehe January 16, 2022

candy creeper

When you eerily stare at a person and inappropriately and creepily ask them if they want some candy

Dean is such a candy creeper

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 25, 2017

missouri candy corn

when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters

i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween

i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween

by grxcemxrtin March 22, 2020

Nerds Candy

Nerds Candy is a food. it tastes like ether pure sugar or lemon. in my opinion is good if you like to suffer

Nerds Candy: a food I guess

STOP

by bmeth999999 June 18, 2022