Dustin- “Do you remember that guy Chis deep dogging his dog Caleb in the middle of the park?”
Josh- “I touch myself to that thought every night.”
Josh- “I touch myself to that thought every night.”
by I’mDrunkOnYourMomsBreastmilk September 14, 2018
Get the deep dogmug. When a corrupt dirtbag gets caught breaking the law, then responds by simultaneously shitting himself and blowing smoke about a mythical "deep state" conspiracy.
D.H.: "Hey, I didn't misuse campaign funds for THC vaping and golf outings! That's just the Deep State trying to frame me!"
Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."
Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."
by kelledin August 22, 2018
Get the deep shartmug. When it's Tuesday, your kids are in college, and you have the whole house to yourself and you fuck your wife multiple times on the living room floor and then go to the diner.
While Tommy and Dean are at school, me and Patty take full advantage of our favorite day, Deep Dickin' Tuesday.
by Kelce's Lyre Clip November 15, 2018
Get the Deep Dickin' Tuesdaymug. When something is unreachable to the point where just trying to describe it cause brain malfunction.
by HappyWill16 December 6, 2023
Get the penis in womb deepmug. Person1: “Did you catch that episode of The Deep End? Almost died laughing!” Person2: “Omg yes, best thing ever!!”
by Kiwi3839 October 13, 2018
Get the The Deep Endmug. by Dj C Money January 1, 2017
Get the diving deepmug. Bad-ass band with a Latin rock-dance sound but for some unknown reason seems relegated to playing at local supermarkets and big box stores.
by Ginger loves steak July 4, 2016
Get the jalapeno deepmug.