I've got charm comin' out of my ass

An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)

Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"

by Honestly_iForgor July 6, 2023

Stroking my shit

Overdoing something or being very annoying to someone.

Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night

by rery696969420 May 27, 2025

My Franchesca

Everybody in this world needs a Franchesca. What is a Franchesca, you may ask? A Francesca is a girl, but not just any girl – the girl. The girl with a heart so big, so full of love and care that you can't help but fall in love with her. The girl who always goes above and beyond to show her love for you. The girl with a personality so lovable, so adorable, that you can’t help but talk to her for hours. The girl with such an amazing fashion sense that you can’t help but get excited to see her next fit, even if it’s a repeat. The girl is so beautiful that you could stare at her for hours. The girl that would do anything for you and you’d do anything for. The girl who teaches you an entirely new way to love like you’ve never loved before. The girl who you’d be a fool not to marry. If you have a Franchesca, never let go of her. I know I won't. I can't wait to marry My Franchesca. My Forever. My Soulmate.

I love My Franchesca forever and ever, to the moon and back, till the poets run out of rhymes and two plus two is three. Don't you ever forget that.

by Willyumyum2708 September 19, 2025

My bf larry

he’s the most amazing person you would ever find you’ll never find another person like him he’s a amazing man with a big heart he’s always there when you need him always loving<3

He’s an amazing person my bf Larry is amazing

by 3blk0 November 12, 2023

Shitting on my plan

When some idiot decides to run your plans for the day.

Dad stop shitting on my plans !

by Jaunito_ July 18, 2016

sauced my pan

When you get shit all over your penis and in your peehole while doing anal

She really sauced my pan last night

by pistol whip the tip April 22, 2016

run my route

A phrase you use when you are correct and someone proceeds to tell you otherwise. To make someone see you are correct

You don't believe me? Run my route!

by Pimpcessdee May 11, 2017