Deamon dicked

Occurs during sleep paralysis when a Deamon literally takes out his dick and fucks you in the ass and face.

Wyatt: “Hey Clayton FUCK YOU”!
Clayton: “I hope you get Deamon Dicked tonight”!
Wyatt: Dude that’s fucked

by Alanthecreator October 2, 2023

dick stealer

Someone who cuts off someone's dick and uses it as a dildo.

Guy 1: Did you see that gore and porn video with that woman and a butcher's knife?

Guy 2: Yeah, she was a dick stealer.

by Interezek June 16, 2023

vacation dick

A dick bigger than average that you wouldn't want to take on a daily basis. Rather for a single one night stand.

Girl: omg, last night I hooked up with this guy with the perfect vacation dick. Just what I needed.
boyfriend dick one night stand

by Momentual Grief Process June 17, 2016

urban dick-less

a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock

"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.

*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...

"Ha.. what?"

"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."

"no..."

"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."

by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011

Dick Cheese

Small white/cream colored bits stuck in a mans foreskin, sometimes squishy, sometimes hard. If it’s crunchy, it’s a snack.

I couldn’t help it, Kristof’s Dick cheese was too much

by Jordyn Delange February 14, 2021

Long Dick Energy

Long Dick Energy is when you have pooty-tang slaying confidence, while achieving a hard-on during sex for an extended period of time.

I gots to have that long dick energy to fuck all these bitches tonight.

by PartyMonkey2000 December 30, 2022

dick face killa

A person woman or man who can suck off a lot of dicks in a short amount of time.

Damn you know dale aka (philly) that dude is a dick face killa!!

by anonymous August 4, 2024