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evaporate my tenderloin

To Evaporate your Tenderloin is to beat your dick so fucking hard your meat (a.k.a Tenderloin) disappears(evaporates) into nothingness.
"Ah hell ya dude, this video of Paul Walker & Bob Ross painting each other's nude bodies makes me want to evaporate my tenderloin!"
by Tenderloin Evaporator December 9, 2017
mugGet the evaporate my tenderloinmug.

Teasing my holes

When a male rubs his dick around the vaginal holes, teasing u
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Tickles my tism

The feeling when something is satisfying in a very niche way.
"Hey bro, watch these dominos fall in a very cool and appealing pattern"

"Damn man, that tickles my tism just right"
by I love Dominos so much February 8, 2024
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That really nocks my noggers

When something happens that makes you very happy- that really nocks my noggers.
Crush: Texts me back

Me: That really nocks my noggers.

This cake is so good, it really nocks my noggers.

My noggers are not very nocked at the moment because someone ate all my cereal.
by famlyfrendlycontnt January 26, 2019
mugGet the That really nocks my noggersmug.

Slapping my jimmy

I need a woman because I am tired of slapping my jimmy all the time.
by Ndnzfan January 26, 2018
mugGet the Slapping my jimmymug.

milk my almonds

common euphemism for fuck used by those in the vegan and dairy free community
I forget my homework aw MILK MY ALMONDS
by annntttt July 27, 2019
mugGet the milk my almondsmug.

My balls itch so bad

My balls itch so bad, bro

Me too
Let's itch each other's balls
Aaaa I'm nutting !
by Bucketissupercoolexclamation December 4, 2023
mugGet the My balls itch so badmug.

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