National Michael day

March 12th this is the day where all the Michaels unite to share their love of sex crimes, kids, beating women and maths

Hey you know it's national Michael day I'm gonna go home and beat the Mrs while doing long division

by R/gallop March 12, 2022

my days

a nother way oh say holy crap

person1 oh my days what happen to your face
person 2 slamed it

by lemilk james March 12, 2022

National post urself day

March 13th. Blow up your story with you

National post urself day

by Nobody knows284 March 12, 2022

National Hug a girl day

Boys get to hug any girl and girls can’t do anything abo ut it

Boy: go hug her
you: why

boy: because it’s National Hug a girl day

by Huhs March 13, 2022

National Head Day

On March 13 is national give head day, meaning you can ask anybody for head even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

It’s national head day, get down and start sucking.

by KatoWmKiSt March 13, 2022

National DL Day

March 14th

to recognize the gay men who are downlow and not ready to come out yet , even tho some may give off the gay vibe , they try to keep a “ straight “ narrative.

“ Hey! It’s national DL day ! “

by gaywire March 13, 2022

kaylyn appreciation day

kaylyn appreciation day is a day to appreciate your friend kaylyn. march 13th is the day to appreciate them.

it’s march 13th! it’s kaylyn appreciation day!!

by x.skeleton.x March 13, 2022