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Ass Mewing

The ancient art of pressing your tongue firmly against someone’s back door and holding it there like you’re trying to realign their colon chakra. Often performed with spiritual commitment and questionable hygiene.
“Bro where you been?”

“Busy ass mewing — I’m basically an orthodontist for buttholes now.”
by BootyCartographer October 25, 2025
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Ass blast

A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.
Scientists recently witnessed an Ass blast of time due to a influx from an alternate dimension
by Shroompuff March 26, 2020
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Ass magician

Someone who, thanks to magic, is able to stuff his own dick in his ass
I just went to the ass magician. It was pretty awesome
by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018
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national grab ass day.

it's national grab ass day. damn that ass look fat in the jeans, lemme smack it.
by tttyyuu September 1, 2022
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Ass cheese

Pronounced as "ass chis". It is a multipurpose word. It is generally used to describe a situation that makes you feel some negative emotion. It can also be used to describe people who have a shitty personality. It can also be used as a conversation filler.
"That exam was ass cheese"
"He was talking so much shit Friday night. It was ass cheese."
"They only gave me one packet of Chik-Fil_A special sauce. Ass cheese."
When you're on a date and don't know what say say: "Ass cheese"
by barbita123 January 27, 2020
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Drop-Ass

Noun: The butt equivalent of boobs that look great in a bra, then go grandma-style when released.
I don't know, she looks good now but once those pants come down it's full on drop-ass.
by Sebetharen December 29, 2018
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National eat marcuses ass day

National eat marcuses ass day is a free pass to eat any man named marcuses ass. This day is on March 27
National eat marcuses ass day is a all day activity.
by Eat jaylen pp March 26, 2024
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