Dick

When your mom and dad have intercourse this is what happens this is what your dad put in while your mom is pregnant with the child and that’s how everything works life is what designs this this is what runs all male genitals

My dicks bigger than yours

by Make dog October 20, 2018

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

Dick

The male sex organ of mammals

Jane doe: did you hear that trevor’s dick is huge?

by Brorelol June 27, 2021

Gout Dick

Another way of saying a man has trash ass dick

Wow that guys definitely got gout dick

by BADDBARBIEXXX March 14, 2024

Dick

The cigar looking thing that varies in sizes on guys. Connected to another part of the genital area ballsack
Also it squirts this weird smelly milk stuff

"Hey stepson can I suck the juicy ass dick"

by Dumbuselessstuff April 14, 2020

Iz's Dick

fucking tiny, it's smaller than your IQ, 100% made of air because it's non existent, smaller than an atom. Smaller than a tictac, it's microscopic, it's miniature; smaller than grandpa pigs train, it's so small that even the itty bitty dicky committee rejected him, I feel like it's so tiny that the bump women with vaginal cancer have on their poosi is bigger than his dick. It's literally fucking insignificant.

Person A: I can't see it, it's so small..
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O

by FezisPluto September 7, 2021

Dick

a dick is a penis
a part of a males body
likes to be sucked
over rated
dick head

His dick was massive
I like to suck his dick
You are such a dick head

by pooooo2323232325531 August 15, 2022