ass monkeys

when you're surprised

'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'

by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018

Ass music sever

If u are here your balls are huge 👍

Oh I bet they are in the ass music sever

by NotRooxeskekekrkekekrke August 13, 2022

Paula Dean Your Ass

Telling a black person they have insulted a white person

Nick Cannon, white people need to Paula Dean your ass regarding your white face character

by stone wall Jackson May 4, 2014

Ass-Ash

A celebratory event wherein a lit cigar is put out on a bare ass cheeky one’s friends as a show of camaraderie. Often used to signify great milestones like the birth of one’s child or a wedding.

“What a great bachelor trip! What was your favorite part?”

“Bro it had to be when we Ass-Ashed Mitchell’s left cheek”

by TannerDontChickenOut June 6, 2025

Dwiddle of fuck asses

A couple of lying bitches. People who try too hard to make themselves sound believable

Wow, Lorenzo and Jed are Dwiddle of fuck asses.

by JedfucksLo February 12, 2018

Eat Ass

Eating ass is another way to say that an individual or group failed miserably, usually in competition with another individual or group.

“I heard you lost the game!”
“Yeah, we ate ass.”
“That sucks, hopefully you don’t eat ass next week too!”

by bubbagumpy June 7, 2021

Buttery Ass

According to some people on Call of Duty MW2 a person talking over another is someone who is or ha a buttery ass.

Last night on COD:

Guy 1: Yo you see what happened.....
(Interrupter)

Another Gamer: Hey can yall hear me.

Guy 2: Hey David hut your buttery ass up I can't hear.

by bcford17 November 5, 2010