Cactus Vagina 

Vagina that has been shaved but now has a 5 oclock shadow and prickles your face like a cactus while eating a girl out.

Ryan "Hey did you eat out Taylor last night?"
Jimmy "yeah...it sucked...she had a cactus vagina."
Ryan "thats the pits bro"

Cactus Vagina by theman9998743892 January 30, 2010

bloody vagina fart 

A queef during a womans period.

She let out a nasty bloody vagina fart when I was earning my Red Wings.

bloody vagina fart by Zach "Tay Tay" June 19, 2008

all up in my vagina

An expression used by females to state the frequency with which they encounter a specific individual or are made aware of their existence, male or female.

"Marcos has sent me five e-mails in the past hour. I swear, he's all up in my vagina. It's so annoying."

all up in my vagina by NYLAsexbomb November 24, 2006

kick in the vagina 

What we guys do to girls: 1in an emergency, 2to teach a lesson,3 to make her cry 4 for fun Ha Ha

Instead of flipping her the bird, he gave her a sharp kick in the vagina.

Are you going to shut your mouth or must I kick you so hard in the vagina that you'll get your period a month early?

Did you hear how high her voice was after he gave her that kick in the vagina?
Girls eyes always look so funny after a good surprise kick in the vagina...Ha Ha

kick in the vagina by Eura Phagg December 17, 2006

devil vagina magic 

The evil power of a pussy so good, it controls and lures helpless sons away from their parents.

My daughter-in-law is a wicked woman. My baby boy never comes to visit me anymore. It's that devil vagina magic, I'm telling you!

devil vagina magic by GizmoDawn June 13, 2017

Faggot Vagina 

A slang term for a homosexual man's genitals.

Garrett: Can I have a Miller Lite, please?
Tim: Can you also get him a brush so he can clean the sand out of his faggot vagina?
Bartenter: Sorry, we're out of Miller Lite.
Garrett: I'll have white wine then.
Tim: You're gay.

Faggot Vagina by Phillip McMorland December 7, 2010

Poopy Vagina 

When a woman takes a shit & then accidentally wipes upward so the poop leaves a trail into her vagina.

Girl 1: "I wiped upward instead of downward after I took a shit."

Girl 2: "Oh no, you probably have a Poopy Vagina now.."

Poopy Vagina by stinkfart38 November 2, 2013